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Tain Stevenson

Nickname Ten Second Tain ("Ask any woman I have been with ...")
Date Of Birth 10/11/96
Place Of Birth Dumfries
Big Team Hibs
Wee Team "Hibs would also fall under this heading according to any Hearts fans!"
Favourite Player Ever Derek Riordan
Position

Early days, but looking like an out and out striker so far

Distinguishing Features Not much so far, bar his raw pace, eye for goal and depressing lack of wrinkles
Lookalike C*ltic left back Kieran Tierney
Battlecry Nothing so far
Claim To Fame

Appeared on ITV News in a competition to win a trim trail for his primary school. They lost, and Tain's reputation has never recovered.

Has cut the singer out of Franz Ferdinand's front lawn in Moniaive.

First Real player to be named after a town in the Highlands.

8s Debut 4/4/17


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