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Adrian Couch
| Nickname | His mates from down south call him Ada, but that's not the kind of butch nickname we like up here. So he ain't got one, despite the wide range of furniture related puns at our disposal. |
| Date Of Birth | 20/3/69 |
| Place Of Birth | Canterbury (in a caravan) |
| Big Team | Manchester United |
| Wee Team | Gillingham, Fiorentina |
| Favourite Player Ever | The Angel Gabriel |
| Position | A good old fashioned winger, with a bit of an eye for goal these days |
| Distinguishing Features | Fiorentina strip, rapid gait, ability to poach goals from acute angles |
| Lookalike | Evan Davis off 'Dragons' Den' (only with his face fixed), Kevin Phillips of WBA or Andrés Iniesta of Barcelona |
| Battlecry | Not really a 'shouter' |
| Claim To Fame |
Has run with the bulls in Pamplona - might explain his speed around the Astro! Was also runner up in the Best Dressed competition at the Vegas bash for Hogmanay 2008 - see above! |
| 5s Appearances in 2006 | 28 out of 43 (65%) |
| 5s Appearances in 2007 | 35 out of 42 (83%) |
| 5s Appearances in 2008 | 44 out of 48 (92% - highest) |
| 8s Appearances in 2009 | 10 out of 46 (22%) |