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Adrian Couch

Nickname His mates from down south call him Ada, but that's not the kind of butch nickname we like up here. So he ain't got one, despite the wide range of furniture related puns at our disposal.
Date Of Birth 20/3/69
Place Of Birth Canterbury (in a caravan)
Big Team Manchester United
Wee Team Gillingham, Fiorentina
Favourite Player Ever The Angel Gabriel
Position A good old fashioned winger, with a bit of an eye for goal these days
Distinguishing Features Fiorentina strip, rapid gait, ability to poach goals from acute angles
Lookalike Evan Davis off 'Dragons' Den' (only with his face fixed), Kevin Phillips of WBA or Andrés Iniesta of Barcelona
Battlecry Not really a 'shouter'
Claim To Fame

Has run with the bulls in Pamplona - might explain his speed around the Astro!

Was also runner up in the Best Dressed competition at the Vegas bash for Hogmanay 2008 - see above!

5s Appearances in 2006 28 out of 43 (65%)
5s Appearances in 2007 35 out of 42 (83%)
5s Appearances in 2008 44 out of 48 (92% - highest)
8s Appearances in 2009 10 out of 46 (22%)

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