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Andrew Calder

Nickname Calder
Date Of Birth 22/10/81
Place Of Birth Glasgow
Big Team Newcastle United
Wee Team Dumbarton
Favourite Player Ever Faustino Asprilla
Position Probably pretty handy all around the pitch, but excels in midfield or up front
Distinguishing Features Barcode top, blistering pace, eye for goal
Lookalike Tennis grump Andy Murray, Bayern full back Philipp Lahm, Mikael Arteta of Arsenal (scowl only) or Jan Kirchoff of Sunderland
Battlecry "It's not f*cking TIDDLYWINKS!"
Claim To Fame

First Real player to namecheck the Sons Of The Rock in his profile!

Lives across the road from the Stadium Of Dark.

8s Debut 9/6/09
8s Appearances in 2009 15 out of 46 (33%)
8s Appearances in 2010 41 out of 43 (95% - highest)
8s Appearances in 2011 47 out of 49 (96% - highest)
8s Appearances in 2012 32 out of 49 (65%)
8s Appearances in 2013 30 out of 48 (63%)
8s Appearances in 2014 27 out of 50 (54%)
8s Appearances in 2015 22 out of 51 (43%)
8s Appearances in 2016 28 out of 50 (56%)


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