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Brian Onyiuke

Nickname Kacey
Date Of Birth 27/3/88
Place Of Birth Lagos, Nigeria
Big Team Manchester United
Wee Team AFC Wimbledon
Favourite Player Ever Ronaldinho
Position Tricky winger or creative midfielder
Distinguishing Features Outrageous ball control, eye for a pass and general trickery.

Tends to pitch up (late) in a fluorescent cycling jacket. Often sports a Germany top.
Lookalike Will Smith
Battlecry Nothing so far
Claim To Fame Won a BBC2 TV show called 'Special Forces Ultimate Hell Week' (Series 2) and has also been on 'Ninja Warrior UK'.

First Real player ever to drive an aircraft carrier.

Most polite man ever to play for the Real.
Road To The Real Played football with Steven Tierney in a league at the Corn Exchange
Debut Date
8s Appearances in 2019 12 out of 50 (24%)
8s Appearances in 2020 15 out of 18 (83%)
8s Appearances in 2021 29 out of 32 (91%)
8s Appearances in 2022 35 out of 47 (74%)
8s Appearances in 2023 8 out of 47 (17%)
Total Appearances 99

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