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Brian Steele

Nickname Not got one
Date Of Birth 22/8/72
Place Of Birth Edinburgh
Big Team Anyone playing against Rangers
Wee Team Haddington Ladies
Favourite Player Ever Dee Hepburn in 'Gregory's Girl' or Shaun Wright-Philips
Position Attacks from anywhere on the pitch, best kept away from his own box
Distinguishing Features Small and blonde with stupidly large calf muscles (apparently), complete lack of any football kit
Lookalike Joe 90, Garth out of 'Wayne's World' or ex-Ger Stephen Wright
Battlecry

An asthmatic wheeze as he twats the ball over the fence (again)

Claim To Fame Only been to two proper football matches in his life
5s Appearances in 2005 6 out of 45 (13%)
5s Appearances in 2006 2 out of 43 (5%)


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