||Ryan may well have called Chris 'Crippy' the other
night ' - 'It's cos he thinks he's a cripple', allegedly - but let's
hold off on that one for a wee while longer
|Date Of Birth
|Place Of Birth
||Enniskillen, Co. Fermanagh, Northern Ireland
|Favourite Player Ever
||Complete and utter lack of any replica football kit
- he makes Simon look like Murray in that respect - and (I do believe)
the first earring in Real history
||According to Chris, it's John Cena - who, thanks to
Google, is apparently both a WWF wrestler and a rapper -
nae luck. Also thanks to Google, John Cena is apparently the double
of window jumping Juve legend Gianluca Pessotto - again, nae luck.
||Nothing we've understood so far
|Claim To Fame
||His 'guns', apparently - are Lothian and Borders'
finest aware of this?
|5s Appearances in 2007
||14 out of 42 (33%)