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Chris Murphy

Nickname Ryan may well have called Chris 'Crippy' the other night ' - 'It's cos he thinks he's a cripple', allegedly - but let's hold off on that one for a wee while longer
Date Of Birth 16/9/82
Place Of Birth Enniskillen, Co. Fermanagh, Northern Ireland
Big Team Celtic
Wee Team Arsenal
Favourite Player Ever Henrik Larsson
Position Midfield
Distinguishing Features Complete and utter lack of any replica football kit - he makes Simon look like Murray in that respect - and (I do believe) the first earring in Real history
Lookalike According to Chris, it's John Cena - who, thanks to Google, is apparently both a WWF wrestler and a rapper - nae luck. Also thanks to Google, John Cena is apparently the double of window jumping Juve legend Gianluca Pessotto - again, nae luck.
Battlecry Nothing we've understood so far
Claim To Fame His 'guns', apparently - are Lothian and Borders' finest aware of this?
5s Appearances in 2007 14 out of 42 (33%)

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