Missing 5s due to an unspecified operation where the
sun don't shine.
Getting beaten up by neds on North Bridge for being
Getting his butler to do his pre match poo for him.
Being the first Real player to have a contract taken
out on him by the Saughton mini-Mafia.
Missing one Tuesday game because he was playing tennis
Oh, and the fact that T In The Park used to be held in
his back garden.