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Darrell McHardy

Nickname Dazza, McHardon, The Laird O' Balado
Date Of Birth 26/8/81
Place Of Birth Perth, Scotland
Big Team Rangers
Wee Team Doesn't bother with wee ones!
Favourite Player Ever Brian Laudrup
Position Anywhere across the midfield
Distinguishing Features Postman Pat hair, posh accent, extravagant volleyed goals
Lookalike A skinny Proclaimer, Rick Astley, Stuart Adamson out of Big Country, Bryan Burnett off the radio, (equally) posh choirmaster Gareth Malone or a young Stanley Baxter
Battlecry Said 'Oof!' a lot the first time he met Zyco on one of his 'off nights', and loves a bit of posh swearing during our 11s games
Claim To Fame

Missing 5s due to an unspecified operation where the sun don't shine.

Getting beaten up by neds on North Bridge for being 'too posh'.

Getting his butler to do his pre match poo for him.

Being the first Real player to have a contract taken out on him by the Saughton mini-Mafia.

Missing one Tuesday game because he was playing tennis at Wimbledon.

Oh, and the fact that T In The Park used to be held in his back garden.

8s Debut 3/4/07
5s Appearances in 2007 16 out of 42 (38%)
5s Appearances in 2008 33 out of 48 (69%)
8s Appearances in 2009 34 out of 46 (74%)
8s Appearances in 2010 30 out of 43 (70%)
8s Appearances in 2011 25 out of 49 (51%)
8s Appearances in 2012 23 out of 49 (47%)
8s Appearances in 2013 27 out of 48 (56%)
8s Appearances in 2014 32 out of 50 (64%)
8s Appearances in 2015 36 out of 51 (71%)
8s Appearances in 2016 25 out of 50 (50%)
8s Appearances in 2017 31 out of 49 (63%)

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