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Darrell McHardy
| Hall Of Fame Number #001 | |
| Nickname | Dazza, McHardon, The Laird O' Balado |
| Date Of Birth | 26/8/81 |
| Place Of Birth | Perth, Scotland |
| Big Team | Rangers |
| Wee Team | Doesn't bother with wee ones! |
| Favourite Player Ever | Brian Laudrup |
| Position | Anywhere across the midfield |
| Distinguishing Features | Postman Pat hair, posh accent, extravagant volleyed goals |
| Lookalike | A skinny Proclaimer, Rick Astley, Stuart Adamson out of Big Country, Bryan Burnett off the radio, (equally) posh choirmaster Gareth Malone, a young Stanley Baxter or SNP p*sshead David Linden |
| Battlecry | Said 'Oof!' a lot the first time he met Zyco on one of his 'off nights', and loves a bit of posh swearing during our 11s games |
| Claim To Fame |
Missing 5s due to an unspecified operation where the sun don't shine. Getting beaten up by neds on North Bridge for being 'too posh'. Getting his butler to do his pre match poo for him. Being the first Real player to have a contract taken out on him by the Saughton mini-Mafia. Missing one Tuesday game because he was playing tennis
at Wimbledon. |
| Road To The Real | Used to work with Adrian Couch in HBOS |
| Debut Date |
3/4/07 |
| 5s Appearances in 2007 | 16 out of 42 (38%) |
| 5s Appearances in 2008 | 33 out of 48 (69%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2009 | 34 out of 46 (74%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2010 | 30 out of 43 (70%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2011 | 25 out of 49 (51%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2012 | 23 out of 49 (47%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2013 | 27 out of 48 (56%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2014 | 32 out of 50 (64%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2015 | 36 out of 51 (71%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2016 | 25 out of 50 (50%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2017 | 31 out of 49 (63%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2018 | 24 out of 46 (52%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2019 | 18 out of 50 (36%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2020 | 4 out of 18 (22%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2021 | 8 out of 32 (25%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2022 | 31 out of 47 (66%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2023 | 19 out of 47 (40%) |
| Total Appearances | 425 (3rd highest) |