||Dave The Dog, Bulldog, Grumpy Dave, Son Of
|Date Of Birth
|Place Of Birth
||Any international minnows playing England
|Favourite Player Ever
Pretty damn good all over the pitch, though it has to
be said that height isn't exactly on his side - so
probably not central defence, then.
Good keeper, too - guess it must be quite easy to stop
the ball when it looks that big.
Skill, speed, smallness - and tendency to storm off if
Sports Action Man's shin guards at our 11s games, too.
|| Ryan Phillippe out of 'I Know What You Did
Last Summer', R2D2 out of 'Star Wars', the Feral Kid out
of 'Mad Max 2', Stuart Adamson out of Big Country, a wee
Sam Paulo or a fat Chinese person
||His trademark anguished howl as a pass fails
to find its intended target or a shot fizzes wide
|Claim To Fame
Sat between Gazza and Gary Lineker in the players'
lounge after a (Spurs) friendly with Hearts in 1990.
They didn’t have much to say to one another, apparently.
Also deserves plaudits for genuinely getting sent off -
by a ref, for two bookable offences - during a game at
Sighthill. First time in the history of world 5s?
|5s Appearances in 2008
||17 out of 48 (35%)
|8s Appearances in 2009
||30 out of 46 (65%)
|8s Appearances in 2010
||21 out of 43 (49%)
|8s Appearances in 2011
||19 out of 49 (39%)
|8s Appearances in 2012
||21 out of 49 (43%)
|8s Appearances in 2013
||23 out of 48 (48%)
|8s Appearances in 2018
||6 out of 46 (13%)
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