Nickname |
Dave, Disco Dave, Disco, Grumpy Dave |
Date Of Birth |
19/6/73 |
Place Of Birth |
Vale Of Leven |
Big Team |
Celtic |
Wee Team |
Man Utd |
Favourite Player Ever |
Dennis Bergkamp |
Position |
Looking like a defender or defensive midfielder
so far - very much in the Fergal mould, in fact.
Also being groomed by Bill to replace Lee as our 11s goalie
of choice. |
Distinguishing Features |
A certain fondness for a crunching slide tackle -
that, and a pinkie splint |
Lookalike |
Chuck Norris, an Action Man sailor, Shark Bite John
(latter according to Gormley only) or Boab Coyle out of 'The
Granton Star Cause' |
Battlecry |
A man of few words - does what he has to do with the
minimum of fuss |
Claim To Fame |
Gazza once caught him blatantly eyeing up his
missus.
He also used to hang around Whistlebinkies, pretending to be
Ryan Adams in an equally blatant attempt to pick up women (allegedly!)
First Real player ever to break a finger in the perimeter fence,
despite many years of trying! |
8s Appearances in 2010 |
13 out of 43 (30%) |
8s Appearances in 2011 |
30 out of 49 (61 %) |
8s Appearances in 2012 |
21 out of 49 (43%) |
8s Appearances in 2013 |
26 out 48 (54%) |
8s Appearances in 2014 |
1 out of 50 (2%) |
8s Appearances in 2015 |
8 out of 51 (16%) |
8s Appearances in 2016 |
7 out of 50 (14%) |