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Denis Mallon

Nickname Let's start the bidding with Denis The Menace
Date Of Birth 16/2/82 ('Exactly the same day as England legend Ricky Lambert')
Place Of Birth Ballymena, Co. Antrim ('Home of fellow hardmen Ian Paisley and Liam Neeson')
Big Team Manchester United
Wee Team Republic Of Ireland
Favourite Player Ever Man U and acting legend Eric Cantona
Position Box to box midfielder
Distinguishing Features Nothing so far bar his excellent engine - runs and runs and runs!
Lookalike James McAvoy ('If you squint very hard')
Battlecry Nothing so far
Claim To Fame

Has met the baby from the movie 'Labyrinth' - he makes puppets now.

Quite possibly the first Real player to sport a man bun during a game.

8s Debut 20/7/21
8s Appearances in 2021 18 out of 32 (56%)
8s Appearances in 2022 20 out of 47 (43%)
Total Appearances 38

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