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Denis
Mallon
| Nickname | Let's start the bidding with Denis The Menace |
| Date Of Birth | 16/2/82 ('Exactly the same day as England legend Ricky Lambert') |
| Place Of Birth | Ballymena, Co. Antrim ('Home of fellow hardmen Ian Paisley and Liam Neeson') |
| Big Team | Manchester United |
| Wee Team | Republic Of Ireland |
| Favourite Player Ever | Man U and acting legend Eric Cantona |
| Position | Box to box midfielder |
| Distinguishing Features | Nothing so far bar his excellent engine - runs and runs and runs! |
| Lookalike | James McAvoy ('If you squint very hard') |
| Battlecry | Nothing so far |
| Claim To Fame |
Has met the baby from the movie 'Labyrinth' - he makes
puppets now. |
| Road To The Real | Matty's mate |
| Debut Date |
20/7/21 |
| 8s Appearances in 2021 | 18 out of 32 (56%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2022 | 20 out of 47 (43%) |
| Total Appearances | 38 |