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Emil Nowosielski
| Nickname | Dante |
| Date Of Birth | 11/3/90 |
| Place Of Birth | Malbork, Poland |
| Big Team | Arsenal |
| Wee Team | Nogat Malbork |
| Favourite Player Ever | David Beckham |
| Position | Looking like a striker or attacking midfielder so far |
| Distinguishing Features | Nothing so far, bar that Polish accent and his dancing feet |
| Lookalike | Nothing concrete so far, bar a slight resemblance to both The Fat Dancer Out Of Take That and Dimitar Berbatov |
| Battlecry | Will let you know |
| Claim To Fame | The Real's answer to David Guetta |
| 8s Appearances in 2012 | 11 out of 49 (22%) |