| Nickname |
Not sure Franco does nicknames |
| Date Of Birth |
Let's start the bidding at 1975 |
| Place Of Birth |
Mystery City |
| Big Team |
Has sported Juve and Real Madrid shirts in the past
- maybe one of those? |
| Wee Team |
Not sure Franco does wee teams |
| Favourite Player Ever |
His Italy shirt has Luca Toni's name on the back,
so ... |
| Position |
Defender or wide midfielder, though has been known
to steam forward on occasion |
| Distinguishing Features |
Glass ankles, aura of mystery, self-confessed 'grumpy
bastard' demeanour, Azzurri shirt, goal line clearances to
make a bar football goalie blush |
| Lookalike |
Will get back to you on that |
| Battlecry |
A (mystery) man of few words |
| Claim To Fame |
Most Internet-averse player in the history of Real
Tuesday (one hit on Google!) |
| 5s Appearances in 2008 |
9 out of 48 (19%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2009 |
7 out of 46 (15%) |