Named as one of the 'Naughty Nine' Scottish cricketers
by the 'Scotsman' in 2007.
Has been sent off at football for 'bending forward and
showing his backside' (to quote the ref's report - the
SFA slapped a £12 fine on Greg as a result, don't tell
Graham The Ref!)
Nearly always takes a souvenir home with him after a
game - if we're a bib down or a fiver short, Greg is
generally the culprit.