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Greg Bissett

Nickname Feg or Bizet
Date Of Birth 8/5/82
Place Of Birth Edinburgh
Big Team Heart Of Midlothian
Wee Team Edinburgh City
Favourite Player Ever John Robertson
Position Centre half or centre forward - and also pretty decent in nets thanks to his cricketing background
Distinguishing Features Slow motion movement, 'Beyoncé behind', white boots, unique 'lie back and think of England' tackling style
Lookalike Craig Revel Horwood out of 'Strictly Come Dancing'
Battlecry Nothing memorable so far, but displayed a reassuring level of chat on his 11s debut for the Real
Claim To Fame

Named as one of the 'Naughty Nine' Scottish cricketers by the 'Scotsman' in 2007.

Has been sent off at football for 'bending forward and showing his backside' (to quote the ref's report - the SFA slapped a £12 fine on Greg as a result, don't tell Mr Latto!)

8s Debut 1/5/12
8s Appearances in 2012 18 out of 49 (37%)
8s Appearances in 2013 42 out of 48 (88%)
8s Appearances in 2014 0 out of 50 (0%)
8s Appearances in 2015 20 out of 51 (39%)
8s Appearances in 2016 30 out of 50 (60%)


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