Iain Storrie

Nickname	Sniffer, Beavis
Date Of Birth	11/3/72
Place Of Birth	Paisley
Big Team	Rangers
Wee Team	Greenock Morton
Favourite Player Ever	Davie Cooper
Position	A goalhanging striker
Distinguishing Features	Proximity to the opposition goal, occasional headless chicken tendencies, shirts from various Brazilian club sides (black and white Botafogo / red and black Flamengo, to be precise!), mad Beavis-like laugh
Lookalike	Dilbert or Bart Simpson
Battlecry	Nothing specific - mainly just shouting for the ball in a vewy, vewy thick Paisley accent!
Claim To Fame	Was only three goals away from winning Murray's car after the D Bay dumpling made an unwise bet before 5s one night

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