"I had a beard for a while, and, whilst standing in town with shades on about three years ago during the Festival, these Americans walked by, took a double take and then one said to the other - 'I think that's Gerard Butler!'

"Failing that - Prince Charles, as my ears stick out!"

"When I studied in Munich I lived right beside the old Olympic stadium. I broke in drunk once and slept on the pitch overnight.

"Again, during a Champions League tie against AC Milan, I calmly walked into the arena behind a media van then went down the tunnel (not the players' tunnel). I came out pitch side, walked past Rivaldo, took a seat and watched the game for free!"