"I had a beard for a while, and, whilst standing in
town with shades on about three years ago during the
Festival, these Americans walked by, took a double take
and then one said to the other - 'I think that's Gerard
"Failing that - Prince Charles, as my ears stick out!"
|Claim To Fame
"When I studied in Munich I lived right beside the old
Olympic stadium. I broke in drunk once and slept on the
"Again, during a Champions League tie against AC Milan,
I calmly walked into the arena behind a media van then
went down the tunnel (not the players' tunnel). I came
out pitch side, walked past Rivaldo, took a seat and
watched the game for free!"