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James Hare

"That's no yir gear stick, Mister McRae!"

Nickname Harry
Date Of Birth 19/10/82
Place Of Birth Lanark
Big Team The famous Glasgow Celtic (it says here)
Wee Team The somewhat less famous Motherwell FC
Favourite Player Ever Paolo Di Canio
Position Pretty much at home all over the pitch, with an eye for goal and pace to burn when he's outfield and good reflexes when he's between the sticks. Possibly a bit wee for central defence, mind!
Distinguishing Features Sweaty 'Autumn Sunset' (i.e. ginger) sidies, non-branded and generally white football kit
Lookalike Let's start the bidding with a rather less bug-eyed Davie Moyes - then up the ante with Lee Dainton out of 'Dirty Sanchez'
Battlecry Nothing so far
Claim To Fame Got to steer Colin McRae's Subaru through Lanark, sitting on his knee, when he was just a nipper (aged 8 or 9, apparently)
5s Appearances in 2008 13 out of 48 (27%)
8s Appearances in 2009 27 out of 46 (59%)
8s Appearances in 2010 15 out of 43 (35%)

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