| Nickname |
JPM |
| Date Of Birth |
6/9/94 |
| Place Of Birth |
Edinburgh |
| Big Team |
Hibs |
| Wee Team |
Leeds United |
| Favourite Player Ever |
Zinedine Zidane or John McGinn |
| Position |
Attacking midfielder or striker |
| Distinguishing Features |
Various retro Hibs tops and a tiny head |
| Lookalike |
Robert Lewandowski ('without the finishing
ability') or Paul Hanlon ('if he counts as a celebrity')
|
| Battlecry |
Nothing so far |
| Claim To Fame |
Was an unused sub for East Stirling in one
Scottish League 2 game circa 2016.
Commutes from Doncaster to play for the Real. |
| Road To The Real |
Went to Boy Scouts with Campbell and worked in John
Lewis with Gus |
Debut Date
|
3/3/20 |
| 8s Appearances in 2020 |
9 out of 18 (50%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2021 |
0 out of 32 (0%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2022 |
0 out of 47 (0%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2023 |
16 out of 47 (34%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2024 |
17 out of 49 (35%) |
| Total Appearances |
42 |