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Joe
Turner-Law
| Nickname | JTL, Jay Teel, Flopsy |
| Date Of Birth | 9/8/96 |
| Place Of Birth | Edinburgh |
| Big Team | Newcastle United |
| Wee Team | Gateshead FC |
| Favourite Player Ever | Hatem Ben Arfa or Eden Hazard |
| Position | Creative midfielder |
| Distinguishing Features | Ridiculous arsenal of tricks and spins,
laser guided passing and lay-offs, a cool head in every
situation ... and an all black tracksuit! |
| Lookalike | Arya Stark, Nick Swardson off 'Reno 911!' - or his (Joe's) dad |
| Battlecry | Nothing so far |
| Claim To Fame | Got told off by Kevin Keegan for kicking his
football equipment and has shared a lift with Cheick Tioté
and Joey Barton (not at the same time). Also met Susan Boyle recently. First Real player to namecheck the Tynesiders in his profile (and the first with a double barrelled surname, too!) |
| Road To The Real | Grant's mate |
| Debut Date |
18/9/18 |
| 8s Appearances in 2018 | 3 out of 46 (7%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2019 | 17 out of 50 (34%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2020 | 6 out of 18 (33%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2021 | 11 out of 32 (34%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2022 | 20 out of 47 (43%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2023 | 34 out of 47 (72%) |
| Total Appearances | 91 |