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Joe Turner-Law


Nickname JTL, Jay Teel, Flopsy
Date Of Birth 9/8/96
Place Of Birth Edinburgh
Big Team Newcastle United
Wee Team Gateshead FC
Favourite Player Ever Hatem Ben Arfa or Eden Hazard
Position Creative midfielder
Distinguishing Features Ridiculous arsenal of tricks and spins, laser guided passing and lay-offs, a cool head in every situation ... and an all black tracksuit!
Lookalike Arya Stark, Nick Swardson off 'Reno 911!' - or his (Joe's) dad
Battlecry Nothing so far
Claim To Fame Got told off by Kevin Keegan for kicking his football equipment and has shared a lift with Cheick Tioté and Joey Barton (not at the same time).

Also met Susan Boyle recently.

First Real player to namecheck the Tynesiders in his profile (and the first with a double barrelled surname, too!)
8s Debut 18/9/18
8s Appearances in 2018 3 out of 46 (7%)
8s Appearances in 2019 17 out of 50 (34%)
8s Appearances in 2020 6 out of 18 (33%)
Total Appearances 26


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