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Jordan Allan

Nickname Joey
Date Of Birth 16/6/89
Place Of Birth Edinburgh
Big Team Everton
Wee Team Hearts
Favourite Player Ever Leighton Baines
Position We're still working on that, but has done a shift at left back, left midfield and as a holding midfielder so far. Anywhere that will let him bomb forward, basically!
Distinguishing Features Not much so far, bar a distinct royal blue tinge to his football kit
Lookalike Actor Shawn Hatosy out of 'Public Enemies' and 'Southland' or a fat Dermot O'Leary
Battlecry

Nothing so far

Claim To Fame Has possibly the coolest job of any Real player, ever - he's a trainee stonemason
Road To The Real Mike Johnstone was (and maybe still is) a pal!
Debut Date 6/9/11
8s Appearances in 2011 16 out of 49 (33%)
8s Appearances in 2012 12 out of 49 (24%)
8s Appearances in 2013 1 out of 48 2%)
Total Appearances 29


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