Jordan Allan

Nickname	Joey
Date Of Birth	16/6/89
Place Of Birth	Edinburgh
Big Team	Everton
Wee Team	Hearts
Favourite Player Ever	Leighton Baines
Position	We're still working on that, but has done a shift at left back, left midfield and as a holding midfielder so far. Anywhere that will let him bomb forward, basically!
Distinguishing Features	Not much so far, bar a distinct royal blue tinge to his football kit
Lookalike	Actor Shawn Hatosy out of 'Public Enemies' and 'Southland' or a fat Dermot O'Leary
Battlecry	Nothing so far
Claim To Fame	Has possibly the coolest job of any Real player, ever - he's a trainee stonemason. Barred from ever travelling to Morocco ... probably!
Road To The Real	Mike Johnstone was (and maybe still is) a pal!
Debut Date	6/9/11
8s Appearances in 2011	16 out of 49 (33%)
8s Appearances in 2012	12 out of 49 (24%)
8s Appearances in 2013	1 out of 48 2%)
8s Appearances in 2014	0 out of 50 (0%)
8s Appearances in 2015	0 out of 51 (0%)
8s Appearances in 2016	0 out of 50 (0%)
8s Appearances in 2017	0 out of 49 (0%)
8s Appearances in 2018	0 out of 46 (0%)
8s Appearances in 2019	0 out of 50 (0%)
8s Appearances in 2020	0 out of 18 (0%)
8s Appearances in 2021	0 out of 32 (0%)
8s Appearances in 2022	0 out of 47 (0%)
8s Appearances in 2023	0 out of 47 (0%)
8s Appearances in 2024	21 out of 49 (43%)
Total Appearances	50

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