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Jordan Faichney

Nickname We're waiting for his wife to spill the beans on that front, apparently - the mind boggles!
Date Of Birth 16/4/82
Place Of Birth Edinburgh
Big Team Hearts
Wee Team Newcastle United
Favourite Player Ever Baldy 'butter Zinedine Zidane

Anything up the middle of the pitch - central defence, holding midfielder, target man up front

Distinguishing Features All black attire - and lots of black ink on his arms
Lookalike Suspect we're going to end up with a rugby player here, though Mrs Faichney reckons he's a dead ringer for Russell Crowe
Battlecry Nothing specific, though he does like a good mid-game bellow ...
Claim To Fame

Nothing so far, bar a full-on face off with Big Stu during a recent game of 8s

8s Debut 29/8/17
8s Appearances in 2017 10 out of 49 (29%)
8s Appearances in 2018 14 out of 46 (30%)
8s Appearances in 2019 18 out of 50 (36%)

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