| Nickname |
We're waiting for his wife to spill the
beans on that front, apparently - the mind boggles! |
| Date Of Birth |
16/4/82 |
| Place Of Birth |
Edinburgh |
| Big Team |
Hearts |
| Wee Team |
Newcastle United |
| Favourite Player Ever |
Baldy 'butter Zinedine Zidane |
| Position |
Anything up the middle of the pitch - central defence,
holding midfielder, target man up front
|
| Distinguishing Features |
All black attire - and lots of black ink on
his arms |
| Lookalike |
Suspect we're going to end up with a rugby
player here, though Mrs Faichney reckons he's a dead
ringer for Russell Crowe |
| Battlecry |
Nothing specific, though he does like a good
mid-game bellow ... |
| Claim To Fame |
Nothing so far, bar a full-on face off with Big Stu
during a recent game of 8s
|
| 8s Debut |
29/8/17 |
| 8s Appearances in 2017 |
10 out of 49 (29%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2018 |
14 out of 46 (30%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2019 |
18 out of 50 (36%) |