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Ken Stewart
| Nickname | Kenny |
| Date Of Birth | 19/4/65 |
| Place Of Birth | Edinburgh |
| Big Team | Hearts |
| Wee Team | Queen Of The South |
| Favourite Player Ever | Walter Kidd |
| Position | Defensive titan at centre half |
| Distinguishing Features | Outdated Hearts top, screwed up eyes for peering through the Saughton gloom |
| Lookalike | Louis Theroux or Louis Walsh off 'Pop Idol' - anyone called Louis, basically. Or Craig Levein or Craig Finn out of the Hold Steady - anyone called Craig, basically. |
| Battlecry | Nothing at all - just the tell tale swishing of his shellsuit trousers as he moves in to half you! |
| Claim To Fame | Has visited more countries than you have even heard of. Unless you're Andy McCulloch, that is. |
| 5s Appearances in 2004 | 14 out of 41 (34%) |
| 5s Appearances in 2005 | 22 out of 45 (49%) |
| 5s Appearances in 2006 | 16 out of 43 (37%) |
| 5s Appearances in 2007 |
15 out of 42 (36%) |
| 5s Appearances in 2008 | 15 out of 48 (31%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2009 | 22 out of 46 (48%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2010 | 12 out of 43 (28%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2011 | 14 out of 49 (29%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2012 | 9 out of 49 (18%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2013 | 18 out of 48 (38%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2014 | 15 out of 50 (30%) |