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Matt Evans

Nickname Mevs
Date Of Birth 11/1/93
Place Of Birth Bristol
Big Team Norwich City
Wee Team N/A - only a Yellow!
Favourite Player Ever Darren Huckerby
Position Yet to make his 11s debut for the Real, so we'll go with Matt's own assessment for now: 'Mr Utility, will play where required'
Distinguishing Features Matt again: 'Looks like an unfed 14 year old attempting to grow facial hair'
Lookalike Actor Michael Cera out of 'Arrested Development'
Battlecry Not a shouter - prefers to kick the Astro when a pass goes astray or a shot heads over the fence
Claim To Fame Was picked (due to being rather intoxicated) to be part of a warm up act for the 'X Factor' auditions at Wembley stadium
8s Debut 11/10/16
8s Appearances in 2016 7 out of 50 (14%)
8s Appearances in 2017 33 out of 49 (67%)
8s Appearances in 2018 6 out of 46 (13%)


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