Mike Johnstone

Nickname	Johno, The Sweaty Snowman, The Twilight Toffee
Date Of Birth	23/02/82
Place Of Birth	Liverpool
Big Team	Everton
Wee Team	Hibs
Favourite Player Ever	Lionel Messi
Position	Midfield
Distinguishing Features	Dodgy perm, comedy Scouse 'tache
Lookalike	Let's start the bidding with Javier Hernández Balcázar AKA Chicharito
Battlecry	"Blood is just red sweat - get up, you pussy!"
Claim To Fame	Has been drinking with Big Dunc!
8s Appearances in 2011	12 out of 49 (24%)
8s Appearances in 2012	19 out of 49 (39%)
8s Appearances in 2013	11 out of 48 (23%)
8s Appearances in 2015	15 out of 51 (29%)

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