| Nickname |
Not got one |
| Date Of Birth |
1/12/66 |
| Place Of Birth |
Edinburgh |
| Big Team |
Celtic |
| Wee Team |
Liverpool |
| Favourite Player Ever |
Kenny Dalglish |
| Position |
Mostly defence, but occasionally ventures upfield (very effectively)
when feeling particularly bored or brave
|
| Distinguishing Features |
Beach shorts, permanent tan, absence of sweary words
when speaking / shouting |
| Lookalike |
Vinny Jones (on a bad day) or Morrissey (after a haircut) |
| Battlecry |
None - Real Tuesday's answer to the Stealth Bomber.
Points a lot, though. |
| Claim To Fame |
Played in the first ever Real Tuesday 5s game. And
Muzza grits his street - badly! |
| 5s Appearances in 2004 |
20 out of 41 (49%) |
| 5s Appearances in 2005 |
25 out of 45 (56%) |
| 5s Appearances in 2006 |
22 out of 43 (51%) |
| 5s Appearances in 2007 |
13 out of 42 (31%) |