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Neil Malloy

Nickname Malloy, Alfie Jnr, Slapper, Bad Boy Malloy
Date Of Birth 30/8/83
Place Of Birth Bangour hospital near Dechmont, West Lothian ('Edinburgh')
Big Team Celtic
Wee Team Livingston
Favourite Player Ever Bulgarian legend Hristo Stoichkov
Position Left back or left wing - the new Sam Paulo, in other words!
Distinguishing Features Head like a Greek god, intermittent lack of socks
Lookalike 'Anyone with curly hair', apparently - let's start the bidding with Rory McGrath off the telly
Battlecry Nothing so far
Claim To Fame

Nearly sent off in his first 11s game for the Real, against the HotScots in November 2014.

Has 'a very diluted royal blood line'.

8s Appearances in 2010 3 out of 43 (7%)
8s Appearances in 2011 0 out of 49 (0%)
8s Appearances in 2012 0 out of 49 (0%)
8s Appearances in 2013 0 out of 48 (0%)
8s Appearances in 2014 14 out of 50 (28%)
8s Appearances in 2015 17 out of 51 (33%)

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