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Nick
Mortimer
| Nickname | Viva |
| Date Of Birth | 23/6/96 |
| Place Of Birth | Edinburgh |
| Big Team | Hearts |
| Wee Team | Raith Rovers or Arsenal |
| Favourite Player Ever |
Rudy Skácel |
| Position | Attacking midfielder, winger or striker |
| Distinguishing Features | Blistering pace, bewildering sidestep, baldy
napper/grey bunnet combo |
| Lookalike | Mark Renton out of 'Trainspotting' or Tom Felton out of the Harry Potter films |
| Battlecry | Nothing so far |
| Claim To Fame | His aunt sometimes features on MasterChef |
| Road To The Real | Grant's mate |
| Debut Date |
16/11/21 |
| 8s Appearances in 2021 | 5 out of 32 (16%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2022 | 3 out of 47 (6%) |
| Total Appearances | 8 |