Nickname |
Not got one |
Date Of Birth |
A lady never divulges her age! |
Place Of Birth |
Paisley |
Big Team |
Celtic |
Wee Team |
Grimsby Town |
Favourite Player Ever |
Michael Owen or David Beckham |
Position |
Midfield or anywhere up front - usually lurking in
a shadow somewhere, waiting for a sneaky pass to put her in on goal |
Distinguishing Features |
Seventeen layers of insulation, all of them with the
Celtic or Scotland logo on. And a woolly hat. |
Lookalike |
TBA |
Battlecry |
Not sure - shouts a lot, but usually too shrill for
us to make out what she's on about |
Claim To Fame |
Er, only woman ever to play for the Real (Finlay
was disqualified on a technicality).
And that header she won against one of the Forbes GunnErs at Newfield
- the boy must have been about a foot taller than Pauline!
She's also the only Real player to score with a header whilst
wearing a Santa hat ... |
5s Appearances in 2004 |
12 out of 41 (29%) |
5s Appearances in 2005 |
24 out of 45 (53%) |
5s Appearances in 2006 |
29 out of 43 (67%) |
5s Appearances in 2007 |
13 out of 42 (31%) |
5s Appearances in 2008 |
28 out of 48 (58%) |
8s Appearances in 2009 |
29 out of 46 (63%) |
8s Appearances in 2010 |
21 out of 43 (49%) |
8s Appearances in 2011 |
9 out of 49 (18%) |