Peter Preston
He's suggested 'a fat Bruce Willis' - sorry, John has already claimed that one!
So let's go with Dutch slaphead Arjen Robben, Leeds United slaphead Danny Mills or camp Scottish comic Craig Hill instead ...
Went to school with Grant Stott - and is officially the first Real player to catch Swine Flu!
He's Philip Schofield's best mate since appearing on 'The Cube' (see photo above).
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