He's suggested 'a fat Bruce Willis' - sorry, John
has already claimed that one!
So let's go with Dutch slaphead Arjen Robben, Leeds United slaphead
Danny Mills or camp Scottish comic Craig Hill instead ...
Went to school with Grant Stott - and is officially
the first Real player to catch Swine Flu!
He's Philip Schofield's best mate since appearing on 'The Cube'
(see photo above).
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