| Nickname |
Sheepy's Nephew, Hendo, Post Puncher, Rocky |
| Date Of Birth |
2/3/89 |
| Place Of Birth |
Aberdeen |
| Big Team |
Rangers |
| Wee Team |
Elgin
City |
| Favourite Player Ever |
Brian Laudrup |
| Position |
Able to play anywhere on the park,
apparently - we'll keep him between the sticks for now,
thanks very much! |
| Distinguishing Features |
'Ragged, student-like appearance' - looks
like a Tax Dodger, in other words - plus bleeding knuckles
from punching his goalposts in frustration |
| Lookalike |
Steve Coogan, a fat Robbie Fowler or the
bloke off the Cadbury's ads for the Olympics (above) |
| Battlecry |
Nothing so far (apart from maybe the odd
'Aha!' as our defence hung him out to dry once again in
the PWC game) |
| Claim To Fame |
Has conceded more goals in a single 11s game than any
other keeper in the history of the Real (see above).
Once refused Neil Lennon entry to Hampden.
|
| 8s Appearances in 2012 |
20 out of 49 (41%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2013 |
18 out of 48 (38%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2014 |
29 out of 50 (58%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2015 |
31 out of 51 (61%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2016 |
42 out of 50 (84%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2017 |
1 out of 49 (2%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2018 |
0 out of 46 (0%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2019 |
0 out of 50 (0%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2020 |
5 out of 18 (28%) |
| Total Appearances |
146 |