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Stephen James
| Nickname | Starsky (when young), Sid (James) or Goal Machine |
| Date Of Birth | 1/1/66 |
| Place Of Birth | Bromley, Kent |
| Big Team | Hearts |
| Wee Team | Hearts |
| Favourite Player Ever | Rudi Skácel |
| Position | Usually about three feet from the
opposition keeper. Serious answer: striker, winger or goalie. |
| Distinguishing Features | Prone to the occasional 'accidental' handball when the opposition loft the ball over his head and there's a breakaway on the cards |
| Lookalike |
Craig Paterson, Andy Townsend or sleb chef
Francesco Mazzei |
| Battlecry | Nothing so far |
| Claim To Fame |
Has climbed Mont Blanc and swam with whale sharks. Played on the pitch at Goodison Park (with no ball) against an ex-pro, with the Everton assistant manager ending himself on the sidelines. |
| Road To The Real | Used to play 11s with Andy and Bill Ryan for the Auld Hoose and played 5s with them at the Corn Exchange |
| Debut Date |
10/1/17 |
| 8s Appearances in 2017 | 28 out of 49 (57%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2018 | 33 out of 46 (72%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2019 | 36 out of 50 (72%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2020 | 9 out of 18 (50%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2021 | 26 out of 32 (81%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2022 | 36 out of 47 (77%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2023 | 21 out of 47 (45%) |
| 8s Appearances in 2024 | 38 out of 49 (78%) |
| Total Appearances | 227 |