Nickname |
Steesh, Weirdo, Diddy (as in Doddy Weir) |
Date Of Birth |
16/2/72 |
Place Of Birth |
Stirling |
Big Team |
Rangers |
Wee Team |
Stirling Albion |
Favourite Player Ever |
Davie Cooper |
Position |
Central defence or attacking midfielder |
Distinguishing Features |
Black or grey cycling gear, the cunningly microscopic
Rangers logo on his otherwise nondescript shorts |
Lookalike |
Vic Reeves |
Battlecry |
Either 'Murder!' or 'Torture!', both often closely
followed by '... Bill!' |
Claim To Fame |
Romantically entwined with Joan Burnie from the 'Daily
Record'. And her wee dug. |
5s Appearances in 2005 |
26 out of 45 (58%) |
5s Appearances in 2006 |
23 out of 43 (53%) |