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Stuart Blackhall

Nickname Mr Miyagi
Date Of Birth 10/1/83
Place Of Birth Edinburgh
Big Team Manchester United
Wee Team Real Tuesday
Favourite Player Ever Cristiano Ronaldo
Position Probably safest in defence, though his fearless headers might make him a good choice if we ever need an emergency striker
Distinguishing Features Baldy napper, willingness to put his head anywhere, occasionally 'forthright' tackling style, utter lack of any football kit, misplaced hand-offs
Lookalike Mr Miyagi out of 'The Karate Kid', celebrity wok botherer Ken Hom, a slightly paler (and less gold-encrusted) Goldie, Kris Boyd out of Rangers, Hearts gaffer Csaba Laszlo or itinerant defender Andy Webster
Battlecry Either 'Fats!' (if Fahd has the ball) or 'Mate! Mate!' (if anyone else has it)
Claim To Fame Knows more about women's plumbing than any other Real Player in history (even Baillie).

Right footed, and faster than a speeding train.
5s Appearances in 2008 24 out of 48 (50%)
8s Appearances in 2009 29 out of 46 (63%)
8s Appearances in 2010 8 out of 43 (19%)
8s Appearances in 2011 4 out of 49 (8%)
8s Appearances in 2012 36 out of 49 (73%)
8s Appearances in 2013 37 out of 48 (77%)
8s Appearances in 2014 5 out of 50 (10%)
8s Appearances in 2015 4 out of 51 (8%)

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