Stuart Blackhall

Nickname	Mr Miyagi
Date Of Birth	10/1/83
Place Of Birth	Edinburgh
Big Team	Manchester United
Wee Team	Real Tuesday
Favourite Player Ever	Cristiano Ronaldo
Position	Probably safest in defence, though his fearless headers might make him a good choice if we ever need an emergency striker
Distinguishing Features	Baldy napper, willingness to put his head anywhere, occasionally 'forthright' tackling style, utter lack of any football kit, misplaced hand-offs
Lookalike	Mr Miyagi out of 'The Karate Kid', celebrity wok botherer Ken Hom, a slightly paler (and less gold-encrusted) Goldie, Kris Boyd out of Rangers, Hearts gaffer Csaba Laszlo or itinerant defender Andy Webster
Battlecry	Either 'Fats!' (if Fahd has the ball) or 'Mate! Mate!' (if anyone else has it)
Claim To Fame	Knows more about women's plumbing than any other Real Player in history (even Baillie). Right footed, and faster than a speeding train.
5s Appearances in 2008	24 out of 48 (50%)
8s Appearances in 2009	29 out of 46 (63%)
8s Appearances in 2010	8 out of 43 (19%)
8s Appearances in 2011	4 out of 49 (8%)
8s Appearances in 2012	36 out of 49 (73%)
8s Appearances in 2013	37 out of 48 (77%)
8s Appearances in 2014	5 out of 50 (10%)
8s Appearances in 2015	4 out of 51 (8%)

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