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Stuart Falconer

Nickname Stu, Zola, Juninho ('Any wee footballer who I like to think is half decent ... '), The Wee Ninja
Date Of Birth 1983 (architects obviously only deal in years, none of that days and months nonsense)
Place Of Birth Glasgow
Big Team Rangers
Wee Team Partick Thistle
Favourite Player Ever Brian Laudrup
Position His blistering pace, fitness and tackling ability mean that he could probably play anywhere on the pitch that didn't involve height - striker or midfielder, then!
Distinguishing Features The aforementioned pace, plus his diminutive stature

Let's start the bidding with Martin Compston out of 'Sweet Sixteen' and 'Monarch Of The Glen'

Battlecry Nothing so far
Claim To Fame

Scored on his 11s debut for the Real.

Possibly the fastest player ever to grace the Stadium Of Dark.

8s Appearances in 2012 5 out of 49 (10%)
8s Appearances in 2013 23 out of 48 (48%)
8s Appearances in 2014 7 out of 50 (14%)
8s Appearances in 2015 3 out of 51 (6%)

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